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Feanor & Sons

November 28, 2010

Feanor & Sons Silmaril Retrieval

Our commitment is second to none–we swear by it!

We also offer:

  • Slayings–ask about our family discount!
  • Hidden kingdoms sacked
  • Lands usurped (Beleriand only)
  • Dooms fulfilled

We use the latest Naugrim technology.

Going by sea? We have a fire sale on beautiful boats by Teleri! (sold as-is)

Special problems? Talk to Maglor in Coastal Operations, or Maedhros in Spelunking.

Family owned and operated since the First Age.

Genuine Noldorian service–don’t settle for Edain or Half-Elven, get screwed by those who have seen the light of the trees!

Actual descents into Angband by unpaid third party labor, so we can pass the savings on to you!

Feanor & Sons–get your curse’s worth, or we’ll stab you in the back!

Here’s what people are saying:

“They killed my dad!” –Elwing

“Honestly, Feanor & Sons did a lot of the work for me.” –Morgoth

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